Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the w

Summary

This humorous quote by Ambrose Bierce provides a concise description of painting as an art form. In a lighthearted manner, Bierce captures the dual purpose of painting - to preserve and protect surfaces from the elements while also subjecting them to various judgements and critiques. The quote hints at the vulnerability of artists and their work, as they expose their creations to scrutiny, evaluation, and interpretation by critics and audiences alike. It playfully illustrates the challenges and risks involved in pursuing the art of painting.

By Ambrose Bierce

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