Quote by Steven Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

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This quote is a dark humor expression that highlights a play on words. The person accidentally spilled spot remover on their dog, suggesting the dog was in a position of being dirty. However, the twist implies that instead of cleaning the spot, the dog vanished or died. The quote aims to surprise or shock the reader, using irony for comedic effect.

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