Quote by Jay London

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minu

Summary

This quote humorously refers to a situation where something unconventional or unexpected begins to happen. The speaker is suggesting that their dog, who is not typically associated with having a phone or making calls, has somehow started accruing "free roll over minutes," which are usually used in reference to mobile phone plans. This lighthearted phrase conveys a sense of whimsy and sets the stage for an amusing or peculiar narrative to follow.

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