Quote by Steven Wright

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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This quote is a humorous and playful take on the theory of evolution by suggesting that Charles Darwin, known for his contributions to the theory of evolution, was himself adopted. It is meant to be witty and entertaining rather than offering a serious scientific explanation or insight.

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