The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker typically does not entertain conspiracy theories, except when faced with occurrences that seem incredibly illogical or nonsensical. An example given is the belief that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, which the speaker finds difficult to accept due to its seeming absurdity. It implies that the speaker is more inclined to consider conspiracy theories when confronted with events that defy common sense or widely accepted explanations.

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