Quote by Steven Wright

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land ontheir feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a catand drop it?

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land

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This quote poses a humorous and hypothetical scenario. It suggests that if a piece of toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, strapping toast to the back of a cat and dropping it would create a paradoxical situation where it is uncertain how the cat would land - on its feet or with the toast side down. The quote highlights the unexpected and playful nature of the scenario, intending to entertain and amuse.

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