Quote by Steven Wright

I took a baby shower.

I took a baby shower.

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A baby shower is a celebratory event held for an expecting mother, usually before the birth of her child. Family and friends gather to shower the mother-to-be with gifts, support, and well-wishes for the upcoming arrival of the baby. The phrase "I took a baby shower" suggests that the speaker attended this joyous occasion as a participant or a guest, enjoying the festivities and contributing to the celebration of new life.

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