Quote by Colin Mochrie

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arreste

Summary

This quote satirically alludes to a hypothetical news headline involving the fictional character, Flipper, from the TV show. In a playful play on words, it suggests that Flipper, the famous dolphin, has been arrested on charges related to a prostitution ring. The mention of transporting two teenagers across state lines "for immoral porpoises" adds humor to the quote by playing on the word purposes, suggesting unethical or inappropriate motives. Overall, this quote uses a mixture of wordplay and satire to create a humorous and fictional news story.

Topics

By Colin Mochrie

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would har

If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.

Agatha Christie

Our only hope is to control the vote.

Our only hope is to control the vote.

Ever since time began, people have recognized their true Lov

Ever since time began, people have recognized their true Love by the light in their eyes.

To engage with art, we have to be willing to be wrong, ventu

To engage with art, we have to be willing to be wrong, venture outside our psychic comfort zones, suspend disbelief, and remember that art explores and alters consciousness simultaneously.

Life is the art of being well deceived.

Life is the art of being well deceived.

William Hazlitt

Deception/lying

When you care about situations or people, you're hopeful tha

When you care about situations or people, you're hopeful that things will get better. When you worry about them, you're afraid they won't.

Donna Labermeier

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.

In prayerful sympathy and love. Hold to the old truth -- dou

In prayerful sympathy and love. Hold to the old truth -- double distilled.

Edward McKendree Bounds

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow -- I'm sorry, now, I wrote i

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow -- I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our do

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today

Franklin D. Roosevelt

In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the

In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.