Colin Mochrie Quotes

A collection of quotes by Colin Mochrie.

Colin Mochrie is a Canadian actor and comedian, best known for his improvisational comedy work. Born on November 30, 1957, in Kilmarnock, Scotland, Mochrie moved to Canada in his early years. He gained prominence as a regular cast member on the popular improvisational comedy show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" and has since appeared in numerous television shows and films. Mochrie's quick wit and comedic timing have made him a beloved figure in the comedy world, contributing to his enduring success.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like l

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arreste

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll d

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.