Quote by Steven Wright

I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building... Ichanged my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over andlanded on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happenedand one turned to the other and said, See, that's how it'sdone.

I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the importance of perspective and learning from others. The person's failed suicide attempt, which turned into a graceful landing, is observed and emulated by the kittens. The underlying message suggests that even in the darkest moments, there is always a way to turn things around and learn from unexpected situations. It instills the idea that individuals can find inspiration and guidance from unlikely sources, reminding us to keep an open mind and learn from those around us.

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