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There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry!

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Summary

This quote presents a simplified perspective on life's worries. It suggests that there are ultimately only four possible things to worry about: being healthy, getting sick, recovering from illness, or the afterlife. If a person is healthy, there is no need to worry. If a person becomes sick, they can either recover or die. If they recover, there is no need to worry, but if they die, they may either go to heaven or hell. In the humoristic ending, it implies that in hell, one may be distracted from worrying by being occupied with meeting friends. Overall, the quote suggests that worrying is unnecessary in the face of inevitabilities.

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