Quote by Johnny Carson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of

Summary

This quote humorously compares the excitement and diversity of life to various experiences and choices, which are represented by "variety" and "spice." It juxtaposes this idea with marriage, suggesting that although it may lack the same degree of constant novelty, it provides a sense of stability and familiarity, akin to a can of leftover Spam. It implies that marriage may not always be adventurous, but it offers consistency and comfort. The quote humorously highlights the contrast between the excitement of life and the stability of long-term commitment.

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