Quote by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started unti

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This quote humorously depicts the significance of coffee in jump-starting one's day. By stating that they can't fully begin their day without a hot pot of coffee, the speaker portrays coffee as an essential and irreplaceable morning ritual. The humorous mention of "other enemas" suggests the speaker's failed attempts at finding alternatives to coffee but ultimately realizing its indispensable role in their morning routine.

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