Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement highlighting a lack of romantic or sexual encounters in the person's life. They are implying that the only intimate encounters they have are with pick-pockets who unknowingly touch them inappropriately. The quote plays on the idea of their lack of luck in forming relationships, using comedic irony to express their frustration.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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