Quote by Lord (George Gordon) Byron

The way to be immortal (I mean not to die at all) is to have me for your heir. I recommend you to put me in your will and you will see that (as long as I live at least) you will never even catch cold.

The way to be immortal (I mean not to die at all) is to have

Summary

This quote is a playfully arrogant statement about the speaker's supposed ability to bring perpetual good fortune and protect against harm. By suggesting that having them named as an heir in a will guarantees eternal life, the speaker projects an exaggerated sense of their own importance and influence. It serves as a lighthearted and absurd remark, highlighting the speaker's self-assurance and desire for recognition or inheritance.

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By Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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