Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror . . . I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the speaker's dissatisfaction with their appearance and their desire to understand the underlying issue. Despite feeling repulsed by their own reflection, the doctor assesses that the individual's eyesight is indeed flawless. The quote plays on the notion that the doctor, while being a medical professional, cannot provide a remedy for the internal discomfort the speaker feels when they see themselves. It suggests that the true problem lies more within the individual's perception of themselves rather than any physical abnormality.

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