Quote by Steven Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a towaway zone... When I cameback the entire area was missing.


Yesterday I parked my car in a towaway zone... When I cameba

Summary

This quote humorously conveys a situation where the speaker unknowingly parks their car in a towaway zone and returns to find the entire area, including their car, missing. It highlights the irony of their obliviousness and suggests that consequences can be unexpected and extreme when one fails to adhere to rules or regulations. The quote serves as a lighthearted reminder to be aware of one's surroundings and to follow instructions to avoid such unexpected outcomes.

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By Steven Wright
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