Quote by Steven Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a towaway zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

Yesterday I parked my car in a towaway zone...when I came ba

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This quote is a humorous commentary on the consequences of parking in a towaway zone. The speaker jokes that not only was their car removed, but the entire area where they parked vanished as well. The exaggeration in this statement is intended to highlight the unexpected and severe outcomes that can arise from breaking simple rules or making careless mistakes.

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