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He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.?
Jarod Kintz
Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory. ?
My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica? ?
Exit, pursued by a bear.
William Shakespeare
