He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.?

Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It's not for the acting, that's for sure.

Bill Murray

Speech is for the convenience of those who are hard of hearing; but there are many fine things which we cannot say if we have to shout.

Henry David Thoreau

There is no harm in patience, and no profit in lamentation. Death is easier to bear (than) that which precedes it, and more severe than that which comes after it. Remember the death of the Apostle of God, and your sorrow will be lessened.

Abu Bakr

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.

Patton Oswalt

The truth is the Republican leadership has created a credit card Congress that is recklessly selling out the future of America, our children and our grandchildren, and President Bush is the most fiscally irresponsible President in the history of America.

Dennis Cardoza

The gift/curse of the visionary is that they can see the future as clearly as they can see the present.

Scott Dunlap

How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.

D. H. (David Herbert) Lawrence

Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so.Aim above morality.Be not simply good;be good for something.All fables, indeed, have their morals; but the innocent enjoy the story. Let nothing come between you and the light. Respect men and brothers only. When you travel to the Celestial City, carry no letter of introduction. When you knock, ask to see God,http://www.walden.org/institute/thoreau/writings/correspondence/1848_03_27_Blake.htm

Henry David Thoreau, letter to H

How good music and bad reasons sound when one marches against an enemy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

A majority held in restraint by constitutional checks and limitations, and always changing easily with deliberate changes of popular opinions and sentiments, is the only true sovereign of a free people

Abraham Lincoln

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?

Demi Lovato