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It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.
Terry Pratchett
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
David Brinkley
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.