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It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.
Terry Pratchett
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
Jon Stewart
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.