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It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.
Terry Pratchett
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
David Sedaris
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.
