After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!

To walk in money through the night crowd, protected by money, lulled by money, dulled by money, the crowd itself a money, the breath money, no least single object anywhere that is not money. Money, money everywhere and still not enough! And then no money, or a little money, or less money, or more money but money always money . and if you have money , or you don't have money, it is the money that counts, and money makes money, but what makes money make money?

Henry Miller

The anger of lovers renews the strength of love.

Publilius Syrus

When we make our own misery we sometimes cling to it even when we want so bad to change, because misery is something we know. The misery is comfortable.

Dean Koontz

I may have lost my ability to travel, but I’ve gained the ability to go to sleep at night.

Edward Snowden

The ordinary can be like medicine.

Sherman Alexie

I have learned to have more faith in the scientist than he does in himself.

David Sarnoff

Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.

Nicholas Dodman

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

Jimmy Carr

Anyone who teaches knows that you don't really experience a text until you've taught it, in loving detail, with an intelligent and responsive class.

Joyce Carol Oates

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Casey Stengel

I never gave up, even when people told me I'd never make it.

Bob Wickman

When I hear somebody say 'Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask 'Compared to what?

Sydney Harris