The 500 most commonly used words have an average of 28 meanings each.

Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.

Germaine Greer

I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.

Steven Wright

At the rate science proceeds, rockets and missiles will one day seem like buffalo -- slow, endangered grazers in the black pasture of outer space.

Bernard Cooper

The principle of asceticism never was, nor ever can be, consistently pursued by any living creature. Let but one tenth part of the inhabitants of the earth pursue it consistently, and in a day's time they will have turned it into a Hell.

Jeremy Bentham

Although I'm Australian, I find myself much more in sympathy with the Austrian version!

David Chalmers

May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

Voltaire (FrançoisMarie Arouet)

Avoiding a problem doesn't solve it.

Bonnie Jean Thornley

Each generation of the church in each setting has the responsibility of communicating the gospel in understandable terms, considering the language and thought-forms of that setting.

Francis Schaeffer

Make a difference about something other than yourselves.

Toni Morrison

It is false zeal to keep truth while wounding charity

Blaise Pascal

Sometimes I look at this world and it moves me to tears. The joy and terror and the mad bloody drama of it all. I wonder why they never seem to really see it. Maybe one lifetime just isn't enough. Or maybe it's too much. I can't say. But the truth, to be perfectly plain, is that people are always looking for magic in all the wrong places.

Brian Holguin

Human society is based on want. Life is based on want. Wild-eyed visionaries may dream of a world without need. Cloud-cuckoo-land. It can't be done.

H. G. [Herbert George] Wells