Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy

Summary

This quote highlights a humorous contrast between the traditional concept of education and its contemporary counterpart. "Academe," referring to an ancient school, implies a setting focused on teaching morality and philosophy, emphasizing intellectual and moral growth. In contrast, "Academy," denoting a modern school, satirically suggests that today's schools prioritize sports, particularly football, over character development and intellectual pursuits. The quote subtly critiques a perceived shift in educational priorities, hinting at the diminishing significance of morals and philosophy in favor of athletic achievements.

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Morality Philosophy Football

By Ambrose Bierce

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