I admit, that the brain does not govern the body as well as one might wish- else all men would be saints and hell would be empty of lechers.

He's got the whole world at his feet and he can't find his shoes.

John Williamson

I found that I had become so spinsterish that I was made neurotic not only by my life of domesticity but by the slightest derangement of my room. I would burst into a fit of weeping if the kettle was not facing due east.

Quentin Crisp

I can't say it's not painful being estranged from most of my family. I wish it could be otherwise.

LaToya Jackson

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves.

Albert Camus

When I grip the wheel too tight, I find I lose control.

Steve Rapson

I'm in favor of any technology that makes my work available to the reading public at a reasonable price.

Walter Jon Williams

We are in a strange period of history in which a revolutionary has to be a patriot and a patriot has to be a revolutionary.

George Orwell

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our Government but civilization itself. That bond, though strained, is unbroken at home and abroad.

Gerald R. Ford

I learned a long time ago that I can't live my life for everybody else. We learn and we grow from our mistakes, and we get older and more mature.

Jaime Pressly

If you have acid in food, you need to sugar it. At a high temperature, the acids are changed to sugar.

Paul Prudhomme

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

Adam Carolla

In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

Al Roker