I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

Welcome the task that makes you go beyond yourself.

Frank Mcgee

I knew a girl that was so fat that when guys had sex with her they had to ask for directions.

Rodney Dangerfield

I think that the Cold War was an exceptional and unnecessary piece of cruelty.

Jane Smiley

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle

But virtue, as it never will be moved,Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,So lust, though to a radiant angel linked,Will sate itself in a celestial bedAnd prey on garbage.

William Shakespeare

Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.

Henry Rollins

There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches.

Ben Affleck

You don't need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence.

Yiddish Proverb

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

Ambrose Bierce

If one asks the whence derives the authority of fundamental ends, since they cannot be stated and justified merely by reason, one can only answer: they exist in a healthy society as powerful traditions, which act upon the conduct and aspirations and judgments of the individuals; they are there, that is, as something living, without its being necessary to find justification for their existence.

Albert Einstein

Through my choices and actions, I have learned the most effective way of speaking to God is without saying a word.

Steve Maraboli

No memory is ever alone it's at the end of a trail of memories, a dozen trails that each have their own associations.

Louis L'Amour