Quote by Steven Wright

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on the idea of having a psychic girlfriend. It suggests that despite the ability to predict the future, the girlfriend in question broke up with the person before they had the chance to actually meet. It highlights the irony of the situation, emphasizing the unpredictable nature of relationships and how even supposed psychic abilities could not prevent this breakup. Overall, it pokes fun at the idea of psychic powers and the uncertainties of romantic relationships.

By Steven Wright

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