It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.

Liars are the cause of all the sins and crimes in the world.

Epictetus

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Groucho Marx

In the natural state no concept of God can arise, and the false one which one makes for himself is harmful. Hence the theory of natural religion can be true only where there is no science; therefore it cannot bind all men together.

Immanuel Kant

Breaking childhood teachings is never easy, and in essence, they are like white noise that can sometimes stop us from listening to ourselves, or having to listen to ourselves.

Ramani Durvasula

I was not born to be free---I was born to adore and obey.

C.S. Lewis

You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones who do what you do.

Jerry Garcia

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at the one-yard line while someone else comes along and makes a fortune by just going that extra yard.

E. Joseph Cossman

Nobody raises his own reputation by lowering others

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I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing.

David Duchovny

I try not to confuse roles and traits in my own life. Being the Perl god is a role. Being a stubborn cuss is a trait. :-)

Larry Wall

Billions of people don't practice a religion at all.

Richard Gere

The best education in the world is that got by struggling to get a living.

Wendell Phillips