Quote by Fran Lebowitz

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture u

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that animals should only be allowed on the dining room furniture if they can contribute to the conversation. It implies that animals should possess intelligence or the ability to communicate effectively to earn a place at the table. By using humor, the quote implies that animals should be treated with respect and equality, but also adds a lighthearted touch to the concept of social interaction and inclusion.

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