Quote by John Green

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I kn

Summary

This quote humorously highlights someone's lack of expertise or interest in distinguishing between animal and human urine. The sarcastic tone conveys the idea that the individual is not knowledgeable enough nor interested in becoming an expert on the subject matter. It emphasizes the absurdity of expecting them to possess such specific knowledge, implying that it is a trivial or unimportant distinction in their perspective.

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By John Green

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