Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Another travel agent told me I could spend 7 nights in Hawaii...No days..just nights.

Another travel agent told me I could spend 7 nights in Hawai

Summary

This quote humorously highlights a misleading suggestion given by a travel agent. The person recounts an absurd proposition wherein a travel agent suggested spending 7 nights in Hawaii with no mention of days, implying that they could only experience darkness during their entire stay. The quote serves to criticize the lack of attention or understanding from the agent, thereby emphasizing the importance of clear communication and ensuring accurate information when dealing with travel arrangements.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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