I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

Richard Russo

I knew then that I hadn't stopped believing in God. I'd just stopped believing Gad cared. There might be a God, and there might not, but I don't think it matters. Either way, we're on our own.

Cassandra Clare

Abscond. To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Ambrose Bierce

The unreality of the past weeks lifted like a fog, but its residue remained. All of the past is like that, but most especially the parts that are out of the ordinary.

Madeline Claire Franklin

Even if we don't know it or aren't aware of it, politics and philosophy are really what make our up lives.

Roland Joffe

Anyone can support a team that is winning - it takes no courage. But to stand behind a team to defend a team when it is down and really needs you, that takes a lot of courage.

Bart Starr

Alone we can do so little together we can do so much.

Helen Keller

Religious freedom opens a door for Americans that is closed to too many others around the world. But whether we walk through that door, and what we do with our lives after we do, is up to us.

Mitt Romney

Science has sometimes been said to be opposed to faith, and inconsistent with it. But all science, in fact, rests on a basis of faith, for it assumes the permanence and uniformity of natural laws -- a thing which can never be demonstrated.

Tryon Edwards

As of 1992, they'll be called European Economic Community fries.

Steven Wright

Education ought everywhere to be religious education. Parents are bound to employ no instructors who will instruct their children religiously. To commit children to the care of irreligious persons is to commit lambs to the superintendency of wolves.

Timothy Dwight

Take away the violence and who will hear the men of peace?

Lorraine Hansberry