Quote by Andy Rooney

Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the

Summary

This quote suggests that watching golf on television can be perceived as uneventful and slow-paced, similar to the slow growth of grass on the greens. It humorously implies that people who find golf entertaining on TV may have a preference for mundane activities.

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Golf

By Andy Rooney

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