Quote by Ambrose Bierce

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is

Summary

This quote satirically defines armor as a form of clothing made by a blacksmith instead of a tailor, emphasizing its heavy and rigid nature. It highlights the idea that armor is not a fashionable choice but rather serves a functional purpose. The humor lies in contrasting the practical nature of armor, which is designed for protection in battle, with the typically stylish and tailored clothing made by a regular tailor. This definition humorously portrays armor as a necessity reserved for a man who values safety over fashion.

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War Humor Funny Clothing Armor Blacksmith

By Ambrose Bierce

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