Your assumption, and the truth, dine at totally separate tables.

I asked a teacher what the opposite of a miracle was and she, without thinking, I assume, said it was an act of God. You shouldn't say something like that to the kind of kid who will grow up to be a writer; we have long memories.

Terry Pratchett

It is precisely the purpose of the public opinion generated by the press to make the public incapable of judging, to insinuate into it the attitude of someone irresponsible, uninformed.

Walter Benjamin

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

Mark Twain

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

Al Gore

I had learnt at the onset not to carry on public work with borrowed money.

Mahatma Gandhi

If we are merely matter intricately assembled, is this really demeaning? If there's nothing here but atoms, does that make us less or does that make matter more?

Carl Sagan

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

Rodney Dangerfield

The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Robert Frost

Writing fiction is the act of weaving a series of lies to arrive at a greater truth.

Khaled Hosseini

And now, this is the sweetest and most glorious day that ever my eyes did see.

Donald Cargill

Perfect happiness I believe was never intended by the deity to be the lot of any one of his creatures in this world; but that he has very much put in our power the nearness of our approaches to it, is what I as steadfastly believe

Thomas Jefferson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.

George Bernard Shaw