Quote by Woody Allen

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being push

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker has very poor reflexes, as they were unable to move out of the way when two people were pushing a car towards them, resulting in getting run over. It highlights the speaker's lack of quick physical reactions and implies a tendency towards clumsiness or being slow to react in general.

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