As a bathtub lined with white porcelain, when the hot water gives out or goes tepid, so is the slow cooling of our chivalrous passion, o my much praised but-not-altogether-satisfactory lady.

Unfortunately, the elimination of incentives such as parole, good time credits and funding for college courses, means that fewer inmates participate in and excel in literacy, education, treatment and other development programs.

Bobby Scott

The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it out, you think, 'Hey, if I can do this and get paid, that would be kind of cool.'

Billy Gardell

When I am grown to man's estate I shall be very proud and great. And tell the other girls and boys Not to meddle with my toys.

Robert Louis Stevenson

There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now.

Angelina Jolie

If we decide to take this level of business creating ability nationwide, we'll all be plucking chickens for a living.

H. Ross Perot

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

Bette Midler

We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it, but it's still there.

Gary Oldman

Your daily life is your temple and your religion.

Kahlil Gibran

Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing!

Donald Gardner

We march and fight, to death or on to victory. Our might is right, no traitors shall prevail. Our hearts are steeled against the fiery gates of hell. No shot or shell, can still our mighty song.

George Lincoln Rockwell

The thing is to become a master and in your old age to acquire the courage to do what children did when they knew nothing.

Ernest Hemingway

Office politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content.

Mason Cooley