I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example

Mark Twain

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

Scott Thompson

Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

God sometimes does try to the uttermost those whom he wishes to bless.

Mahatma Gandhi

A man gazing on the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.

Alexander Smith

Absence - that common cure of love.

Lord Byron

He wasn't really Method but he believed that when you did a role there were lots of things you could do with your co-star in order to create the right environment. You known, if you were supposed to be in love, to create that feeling between the two of you.

Jane Badler

To get away from one's working environment is, in a sense, to get away from one's self and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change.

Charles Horton Cooley

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy.

Ralph Ellison

Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.

Raymond Chandler

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician.

Kurt Vonnegut

I think the Hispanic community, the values that resonate in our community, are fundamentally conservative. They are faith, family, patriotism.

Ted Cruz