Quote by Dick Martin

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like gett

Summary

This quote humorously depicts the speaker's reluctance towards the institution of marriage. They jokingly state that instead of getting married, they belong to a group called Bridegrooms Anonymous. The group's method of dissuading them from marriage is by sending an unappealing lady in a disheveled state to ruin their breakfast. The quote satirizes the speaker's avoidance of commitment and highlights their humorous approach to avoiding marital responsibilities.

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By Dick Martin

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