Quote by Lynn Lavner

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362

Summary

This quote playfully highlights the disproportionate number of admonishments directed towards heterosexual individuals, suggesting that they may require more guiding and supervision. Despite this observation, the quote maintains that God's love extends to both heterosexuals and homosexuals. Through its humorous tone, the quote invites reflection on societal norms and the arbitrary ways in which certain behaviors are sometimes scrutinized more than others.

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By Lynn Lavner

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