The Bible is the only credible guide either as to the real relationship between man and the earth and the great Creator of both or concerning the purpose of the creation of both.

There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried every time.

Terry Pratchett

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

Chris Rock

Decency must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep.

Quentin Crisp

Without freedom of thought, there can be no such thing as wisdom - and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech.

Benjamin Franklin

Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages.

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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

Mark Twain

A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.

Khalil Gibran

Wut's words to them whose faith an' truth On war's red techstone rang true metal; Who ventered life an' love an' youth For the gret prize o' death in battle?

James Russell Lowell

I never really studied business in school. I kind of wish I had, but how boring is that?

Mick Jagger

On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary.

Mindy Kaling

The sacred lamp of dayNow dipt in western clouds his parting day.

William Falconer, The Shipwreck

As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God.

Swami Vivekananda