Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion according to Sir Isaac Newton. This law tells us that for each reaction there is a reaction which is equal and opposite in direction. This can be useful in rocketry.

Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed

Summary

This quote is a playful and unconventional interpretation of Newton's Third Law of Motion. It humorously suggests that Billy's coughing and subsequent bowel movement can be seen as an example of this law. According to Newton's law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Although the mention of rocketry seems unrelated and nonsensical in this context, it highlights the versatility and applicability of scientific principles. Overall, the quote serves to demonstrate the humorous connection between everyday bodily functions and fundamental scientific concepts.

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