For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.

Benjamin Franklin

Sir, I do not call a gamester a dishonest man; but I call him an unsociable man, an unprofitable man. Gaming is a mode of transferring property without producing any intermediate good.

Samuel Johnson

It is nobler to convert souls, than to conquer kingdoms.

Louis Debonnaire

I am savage enough to prefer the woods, the wilds, and the independence of Monticello, to all the brilliant pleasures of this gay capital [Paris].

Thomas Jefferson

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.

Andy Warhol

The capacity of man himself is only revealed when, under stress and responsibility, he breaks through his educational shell, and he may then be a splendid surprise to himself no less than to this teachers.

Harvey Cushing

You gotta have a dream. If you don't have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?

Oscar Hammerstein II

All women dote upon an idle man Although their children need a rich estate. No man has ever lived that had enough Of children's gratitude or woman's love.

William Butler Yeats

Science is simply common sense at its best--that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic.

Thomas Henry Huxley

Our history is that we can very aggressively, if necessary, and openly and democratically discuss our differences. We have a democratic history in which we come together and vote on these things.

Stockwell Day

A critic never made or killed a book or a play. The people themselves are the final judges. It is their opinion that counts. After all, the final test is truth. But the trouble is that most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession and therefore are most economical in its use.

Mark Twain

Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.

Oscar Wilde