For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A woman in love will do almost anything for a man, except give up the desire to improve him.

Nathaniel Branden

Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.

Sun Tzu

His name is Marcus: he is four and a half and possesses that deep gravity and seriousness that only small children and mountain gorillas have ever been able to master.

Neil Gaiman

Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Logically, I understand that it wasn't Edward's fault my family fell apart after he left. But when you're eleven years old, you don't give a flip about logic. You just really miss holding your big brother's hand.

Jodi Picoult

Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.

Neil Gaiman

The easiest way to get a reputation is to go outside the fold, shout around for a few years as a violent atheist or a dangerous radical, and then crawl back to the shelter.

Source Unknown

Since the nature of people is bad, to become corrected they must be taught by teachers and to be orderly they must acquire ritual and moral principles.

Xun Zi

The waters of spirituality are forever changing and forever constant. Prejudice or fixed ideas can only weigh you down and remove you from the flow. - The Book of Metanoia (D. Williamsen)

Dannye Williamsen

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.

Cassandra Clare

Men are motivated and empowered when they feel needed. Women are motivated and empowered when they feel cherished.

John Gray

In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.

Roy Hattersley