Quote by Steven Wright

I was born by Caesarean section... But not so you'd notice.It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through thewindow.

I was born by Caesarean section... But not so you'd notice.I

Summary

This quote, with a touch of humor, suggests that the person mentioned is unconventional and tends to take unusual paths or approaches in life. The reference to being born by Caesarean section, which is typically associated with a non-traditional birth, reflects a sense of uniqueness. Similarly, leaving a house through a window instead of a door symbolizes a departure from conventional norms. Overall, the quote implies a desire to break free from societal expectations and embrace a more distinctive and individualistic way of living.

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