Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that the speaker was born with a less-than-desirable appearance. It uses exaggeration to create a comical effect, implying that the doctor's unexpected reaction reflects the perceived lack of attractiveness. The quote serves as a lighthearted way of acknowledging one's physical appearance and finding humor in self-deprecating manner.

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Medical

By Rodney Dangerfield

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