I bought my brother some giftwrap for Christmas. I took it tothe Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in adifferent print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any.

Maurice Switzer

We cannot prevent birds from flying over our heads, but we can keep them from making nests on top of our heads. Similarly, bad thoughts sometimes appear in our mind, but we can choose whether we allow them to live there, to create a nest for themselves, and to breed evil deeds.

Leo Tolstoy

Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.

Jean Jacques Rousseau

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

Winston Churchill

I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.

Tracey Ullman

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder.

Courteney Cox

I try to tell the truth.

Tucker Carlson

I welcome and seek your ideas, but do not bring me small ideas bring me big ideas to match our future.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I mean, death is a serious thing, certainly not to be sneezed at.

Steven Patrick Morrissey

I guess I had always sort of fantasized that a guy would see me and get past the ponytail and the glasses and the giant sweatshirt to discover how insanely awesome I am, then come and whisk me off into that magical teenager fairytale where everyone else gets to prance around.

Jeff Sampson

According to inflation, the more than 100 billion galaxies, sparkling throughout space like heavenly diamonds, are nothing but quantum mechanics writ large across the sky. To me, this realization is one of the greatest wonders of the modern scientific age.

Brian Greene

People should be _very_ careful when choosing the future fathers and mothers of their children. For that reason alone, it is extremely mean to demand a marriage certificate for life, just for one night of embracement.

Wilhelm Reich