Quote by Steven Wright

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what

Summary

This quote seems to reflect a humorous or satirical perspective on the concept of instant products. The speaker is expressing confusion and bewilderment at the idea of "instant water," highlighting the absurdity of such a product. The punchline lies in the irony of needing to add something to "instant" water, questioning the actual convenience or usefulness of the product. It exposes the absurdity of trying to simplify a naturally abundant and accessible resource like water, drawing attention to the tendency of society to overcomplicate things.

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