Quote by Steven Wright

I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

Summary

This quote humorously implies that "used paint" refers to a previously owned or lived-in house. The choice of words, highlighting the unusual form of the paint, adds a touch of irony and absurdity to the statement. It serves as a playful commentary on the idea of finding value or usefulness in unconventional things, as well as the idea that homes hold a history and character that can be likened to a coat of paint.

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By Steven Wright

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