Quote by Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that California is a great place to reside only if you are an orange, alluding to the state's reputation for its flourishing orange groves and citrus industry. But beyond the playful tone, the quote possibly hints at the challenges faced by residents in California, like high living costs or possibly being overshadowed by the state's focus on agriculture, tourism, or the entertainment industry. Ultimately, it emphasizes a lighthearted perspective on the state's qualities or potential downsides.

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By Fred Allen

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